What kind of fish is made of only two sodium atoms?
Have you missed me? Or just my awesome Dad Jokes? Apologies for my absence, I had to do that thing called work and all... but I come bearing a second joke as a make up gift to you:
What did the grape say when it was crushed?
NOTHING, It just let out a little wine.
I didn't even make you wait. Forgiven? Now onto hockey and all things Tornados... If you don't know by now, then I dunno how I can help you get through life, Tornados Hockey Club has partnered with Harry's Bar to bring to you cheap drinks and thrills. You should all have recieved your personal code to access a membership card through the Harry's mobile app. If you haven't please check your junk folders, trash or spam filters for a message from me <roger.rhino2003@gmail.com> If you still can't find it.. send me an email and I'll look into it.
Last weekend we hosted a BBQ which ended up being at the Mens 3's and 4's games at Delta and it was a blast! 'Champagne hockey' with thrills and spills and lots of beers and cheers as well as some amazing 'Phoebe did good' food made for a delightful event. If you haven't got around to one of our many socials that we have hosted this year, please come along and meet the gregarious bunch of members we are. Tornados prides itself on its social vibes and nice people and we would love to meet the shyer members that are yet to grace us with their presence. So read ahead for whats coming up next:
UPCOMING SOCIAL EVENTS
SUPER SATURDAY! BAYWATCH THEME!
Saturday the 27th of May @ 8.30pm, Harry's Bar @ BOAT QUAY
BOAT PARTY - save the date
Sunday the 11th of June (More details to follow)
UPCOMING HOCKEY EVENTS
TORNADOS Mens League
Mens 1s vs Old Rafflesian's Association
Sunday 21st May @ Sengkang-2 4.30pm
Mens 2s vs Barkerites Hockey Club
Sunday 21st May @ Sengkang-1 7.30pm
TORNADOS Womens League
Ladies 1s vs Crecent Hockey Club
Saturday 20th May @ Sengkang-2 6.00pm
Ladies 2s vs Project Vaults Oxley Sports Club A
Saturday 20th May @ PESEB 3.00pm
MENS LIGA
Tornados 3's vs Eagles B
Sunday 21st May @ Delta 3:00pm
TRAINING
THIS WEEK
Tuesday 16th May - Ladies Training 8 - 10pm Delta Complex
Wednesday 17th May - Men's Training 7 - 10pm Delta Complex
NEXT WEEK
Tuesday 23rd May - Ladies Training 8 - 10pm Delta Complex
Wednesday 24th May - Men's Training 7 - 10pm Delta Complex
RESULTS
We will start with the Saturday where the Mens 3's got the weekend off to a start in a heavily carded lively match against the always agressive and emotional Dutch team. A dissapointed team walked off after a close game that should have gone the other way. With the BBQ kicking off and an excited cheer squad the 4's pulled out all the stops, for what was dubbed 'Champagne hockey', overrunning the Prison boys with lots of attack and a strong defence from some new recruits.
The Mens 1s slept in on Sunday with no worries taking the walkover from the Dutch while the rigidly teetotaling 2's were fired up after a good nights sleep to take the points from Barkerites, with a clean slate thanks to a sober MOM Stokes.
The ladies teams both played at the same time and somehow both managed to have goals disallowed! This was much more traumatic for the ladies 2's who were also denied the win because of it. After a hard fought match with the majority of posession the ladies drew to SCC with no score on the board. The ladies 1's in a lacklustre performance just kept the SRC team at bay to win 2-1.
LEAGUE
Mens:
Mens 1's vs Hollandse WIN 5-0 WALKOVER
Mens 2's vs Barkerites WIN 2-0
Womens:
Womens 1's vs SRC WIN 2-1
Womens 2's vs SCC DRAW 0-0
LIGA
Mens 3s vs Hollandse B LOSS 1-2
Mens 4s vs PSRC WIN 2-1
A: 2Na
Say it out loud.. GET IT??!! x
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